Tree Pros
TREE ASSEMBLY Service
TREE ASSEMBLY.
Totally legit. Definitely real.
At Tree Pros, we don’t just take trees down—we put them back up!
Our highly trained crew of “tree builders” uses state-of-the-art bucket trucks, ropes, and maybe a little magic to reassemble trees branch by branch, leaf by leaf.
Perfect for when you change your mind after a removal, want instant shade, or just need to impress the neighbors.
(Disclaimer: Tree assembly is 100% not a real service. Please don’t ask us to build you a tree… though we’d love to trim one for you.)
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Tree assembly starts at just $9,999 per branch, plus a small fee for leaves, acorns, and squirrels. Prices may vary depending on species, height, and how picky you are about branch placement. For premium results, we offer our “Christmas Tree Package,” complete with lights and ornaments at no extra charge. (Payment plans available—because who doesn’t want 84 months of financing on a freshly rebuilt oak?)
OTHER SERVICES
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TREE REMOVAL
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TREE TRIMMING
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GRINDING AND CHIPPING
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BUCKET TRUCK
SCHEDULE YOUR TREE ASSEMBLY
Our world-famous “Tree Assembly” service puts trees back together branch by branch—because why should IKEA have all the fun?
Tree Assembly does not exist. Please don’t contact us about this service. It is not actually real, and you will only be disappointed if you inquire about it!
Beware scammers trying to charge you for tree assembly!
